MMD When You Gotta Go ...

Tda Miku Chibi: Ugggghhh ...
IA Chibi: Well what did I tell you earlier about drinking too much Leek Soda? Huh? Huh? You weren't listening to me were you (as usual) ... well maybe perhaps you should? Huh? It's not like I'm sprouting nonsense all day, right?
Tda Miku Chibi: Ummmmppph ...
IA Chibi: Well the train station is there. There's gotta be a bathroom there. All you need to do is keep moving. You'll never get relief if you don't move. Now it's not that far, you held it this long already so we've only got a little more to go ...
Tda Miku Chibi: Turning blue
IA Chibi: Shakes Miku Oi! BREATH you're turning blue ... opps, I probably shouldn't shake you should I? By the way if you can hop like that you should be able to make it to the bathroom ...
Tda Miku Chibi: Ummmmppph ...
IA Chibi: That's it, nice and slow now, the station's only about 100 feet away (I think). Just keep shuffling, we'll make it. Actually you better make it. Like we're 10 now and wetting ourselves would be sooooo uncool. Besides, how are you gonna sit on the train on the way back if you did? Sheeesh, we're not wearing diapers anymore now you know! Besides if I'm sitting next to you and others get a whiff of the smell, they might think its me and that's not cool at all. After all I'm a big girl now and I don't wet myself ...
Tda Miku Chibi: Shuffles crab like closer to the crosswalk leading to the station
IA Chibi: That's it, we'll make it, actually you'll make it as I DID NOT DRINK Leek Soda if you remember? Like how can you stomach that stuff? It smells like ... PEE (hehe) ... oh I bet you're sorry now ^^
Tda Miku Chibi: Glares at IA Chibi but continues to shuffle towards the crosswalk
IA Chibi: Hurry before the light changes, you know how long it takes for the lights to change, I don't think you'll last 5 minutes in your current condition. And then what will you do ... pauses for a moment then giggles
Tda Miku Chibi: This isn't funny ...
IA Chibi: Yes it is, you're 10 and you're gonna wet yourself and in the middle of the street too ...
Tda Miku Chibi: If I do, I promise I'm going to sit on you ...
IA Chibi: DON'T YOU DARE ... this is a new skirt and Sis is gonna be peeved if I got YOUR pee on it. Hmmmm, come to think of it, that would be hard to explain now wouldn't it? Your pee on me? I mean they might think we're sickos or something and that would really ruin our love lives, not like we have a love life, but when we do, you know what I mean? Oh darn the light just turned red ...
Tda Miku Chibi: Hangs on to the crosswalk light and desperately presses the button to make the light change back to green
IA Chibi: Don't keep doing that, it won't change any faster by pressing on it so many times. Besides, it's making your lights blink, people are beginning to look and that's not a good thing if you're going to be wetting yourself. Think about it, you a budding idol and taking a leak in your pants in public is not going to be good PR. Know what I mean? By the way, you need to breath again, you're turning blue again.
Tda Miku Chibi: Help ... I don't think I can hold it back anymore ... turning green now, well technically its teal
IA Chibi: Try a "mind over matter" technique ... like how monks do it, they chant these mantras and become one with the Universe and overcome all sorts of things like bricks landing on their heads? Or maybe what women do when they're about to give birth, heavy deep breathing ... got to be careful with that though, you don't want to sound like a sicko since obviously you're not pregnant.
Tda Miku Chibi: Tries a yoga pose OH OH, it nearly ... that's not going to work, mind over matter my ... Tries heavy breathing Ugggghhhh ... NO NO Resumes hopping from one foot to the other
IA Chibi: Pockets her cell phone Just so you know, I took photos ... so I've got something to blackmail you with later. By the way, the lights changed you might want to shuffle over to the station now.
Tda Miku Chibi: Hmmmmmppppphhhh but she resumes her crab like gait across the crosswalk
IA Chibi: You know everyone's looking at you funny ...
Tda Miku Chibi: Hmmmmmppppphhhh, at this point I really don't care ...
IA Chibi: Hmmmm. There's some sort of sign in front of the Ladies Room ... it says "CLOSED FOR CLEANING". Houston, I think we're going to have a problem.
Tda Miku Chibi: NOOOOOOoooooooooooo .....
IA Chibi: The Men's Room is still open, but if you go in there I AM NOT going in with you.
Tda Miku Chibi: Takes a big gulp and then charges, or rather kinda hops towards the men's room. As she's about to enter a very large man comes out and Miku runs straight into him.
Man: Young Lady where do you think you're going?
IA Chibi: You know, you're in a very compromising situation at the moment. If my friend wets her pants now, especially since she's right next to you, two things will happen. One, she's going to get pee all over your new shoes and two, everyone's going to think you 'did something' ... and that 'something' isn't going to make you look good, if you know what I mean so I suggest you might want to step out of the way before we have any incidents and if you take one step near me I'll scream, and don't think I can't scream loud, I'm a trained singer and can hit a high 'C' without breaking a sweat. So want to try me or do you want me to be nice today and let you walk away?
pauses for breath
Man: Bah, young people these days ... and he walks away
Tda Miku Chibi: Bows apologetically to the man as best she could and then charges into the men's bathroom
IA Chibi: Decides to wait patiently (and quietly) just outside the Men's Room
Tda Miku Chibi: Charges back out 10 seconds later
IA Chibi: Well that was fast, well ... ?
Tda Miku Chibi: Ummmmppph ... there's men inside
IA Chibi: Well duh, that's the Men's Room ... M E N's R O O M ... did we miss something here?
Tda Miku Chibi: Ummmmppph ... I gotta go really sooooon as in like noooow turning an odd color again
IA Chibi: Right, obviously I need to take charge here! Grabs Miku and drags her into the Men's Room EMERGENCY EMERGENCY my friend here needs a stall NOW. Anyone looking this way is gonna be branded a PEDOBEAR. Anyone says anything and I'll SCREAM, now that I've got your attention lets all cooperate and no one gets hurt ... shoves Miku into an empty stall and shuts the door behind her. She then stands guard outside the stall glaring menacingly at anyone who looks their way
Tda Miku Chibi: Lets out loud sighs of relief from the other side of the door as she relieves herself
IA Chibi: Turns bright red on the other side as she hears Miku making what could easily be misinterpreted sounds ... None of you better be looking this way ... sheesh, Miku can you keep it down already?

A couple of minutes later the two girls retreat back outside into the main hall of the train station.

IA Chibi: Feel better now?
Tda Miku Chibi: nods Hmmmm, you're awfully quiet for once. Are you feeling OK?
IA Chibi: Hmmmm ... I think I have to go too ...

Both girls eyes the Men's Room again ...

CREDITS

Tda Miku chibi - TDA
IA Chibi - Mqdl/Kiyo
Scenery: Hiratabashi Station
Poses, camera and lighting by me
MME - SSAO lite, Rule of Thirds, Adult Shader
Rendered in MMD 7.39
Photoshop 7: clean up, softening and typography