MMD We told you so ...

TV News Anchor: Just a moment viewers, we have another Newsflash this evening from our Action News Team in Azure Town. Patching over now.

Chibi IA are you there? What's happening?

Chibi IA: I'm right here and "we told you so"!

TV News Anchor: ?

Chibi IA: Them aliens from our last report, we told you they were hostile ... and of course you grown ups NEVER listen to a word we kids say. Well guess what? We're right and you're wrong cuz we're smart and you're not, so there, bleh!

TV News Anchor: That apart, can you tell the viewers what's going on down there? And is there a fight going on behind you?

Eh ... that's your sister, IA, right?

Chibi IA: Sure thing to both! Remember that UFO we were trying to shoot down last night? Well as it turned out, more of them turned up and then these things - like the thing that my dear sister is skewing with her katana behind me - spewed out of them. Like this is a real Alien invasion! BTW, even the cops and JSDF are out in force! Like there's a street battle going on all over the city at the moment. But don't worry about me. Me and the News Crew are fine as long as we're around my sister as she's been butchering them mercilessly.

And do you wanna know why she's on a rampage? Like that there is "Miss Squeaky Clean" standing right there behaving like "Conan the Barbarian". Make sure you guys get a close up of her, wrinkles and all, cuz that's what she's like first thing in the morning at home. An old grouch for sure! Well anyway I suppose you all wanna know what went down right? Well don't worry, Ima gonna tell you all the juicy details.

HEY SIS - DON'T YOU BE SQUIRTING THAT ICKY BLACK BLOOD ON MY NEW DRESS OR IMA GONNA TELL MOM! BTW THERE'S ANOTHER ONE BEHIND YOU!

Anyway, why she went on a rampage was this. As you know she came chasing after us like a "Bat out of Hell" last time we were on because we "borrowed" that M270. Then these things landed and that dumb-*** (can't use that word on TV), went up to them all friendly like and put on her best smile and gave them the best **** (can't use that word on TV) Japanese style "Konichiwa", bow and grovel type greeting.

And did you know how these things responded?

Well one of them lifted up her skirt and started doing "this and that" to her. Well at that point she was all embarrassed like you know ... like her behaving like a pure maiden and all would you believe? They haven't seen her eat at home ... but back on point ... well at that point my friend, Chibi Gumi, yelled that they were going to impregnate her with alien genes so that she would "spawn" (nice word that) human-alien hybrids. Personally, it just looked like they were licking her as in they wanted to eat her, but you know, they did lick her somewhere inappropriate ...

TV News Anchor: And then what happened?

Chibi IA: Not telling you as this is a "G"-Rated channel, but suffice to say at that point my sister - that's her behind me skewing another alien - went from red (embarrassed) to red (furious) and then turned into "Miss Rambo" there behind me.

I have no idea where that katana came from. She probably had it hidden under her skirt (don't ask), and it's a family heirloom too, dates all the way back to the Meiji Era that does. Like they don't make them like that anymore. Well at least that's what Dad says.

Well anyway, like after they flipped her skirt and all, it was "ON". Like she went after them like a she demon. Wouldn't even stop when we offered to call the cops and the JSDF. She like just said "whatever" and then continued to lop off heads, arms, legs and other appendages (don't ask). Well anyway we called the authorities and even sent them a photo of her doing "that" with a shot we captured on our cellphone. This time they believed us so they're at it too.

Well we also called Chibi Gumi's sister, Gumi and she told us to wait for her. She's coming down here with her mallet, Alice and some of their friends. I think Miku's on her way too with Neru. Probably GLaDOS too, as she probably wants parts for her "experiments".

But you know ...

TV News Anchor: ?

Chibi IA: Well, Chibi Gumi did point out one thing. How shall I put it ... ?

TV News Anchor: ?

Chibi IA: Well she said that all this violence might be a big misunderstanding ...

As she put it, like dogs sniff and lick each other in embarrassing places as a form of greeting right? So, Chibi Gumi said that the aliens might have the same cultural habits ... in which case ... man this is going to be awkward ... well my sister, that's her behind me butchering another alien ... she might have started an Inter-Galactic War because of a difference in custom.

And all because she's a ... let me put it this way ... because she wants everyone to think that she's a "pure maiden". Hehe ... well that's cuz she takes after Mom; they're both fuss-pots, unlike me and my Dad. You see, we're more cosmopolitan! Like you need to know how to swing with the times right?

HEY SIS ARE YOU DONE YET? I'M HUNGRY CAN WE GO EAT? RAMEN WILL BE FINE. THERE'S A SHOP OPEN NEAR THE STATION.

HEY IF YOU DON'T COME I'LL GO WITH SUPER SONICO, LIKE SHE'S THERE ALREADY.

WHAT DID YOU SAY? EH OK, I'LL ORDER FOR YOU. BETTER HURRY!

BTW, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE OVER THERE ...

Anyway, I have to go eat so I'll talk with you all later. This has been Chibi IA reporting for GEKIDO ACTION NEWS - remember you saw it first on this channel. CYA!!!

CREDITS

IA -Mqdl
Chibi IA - Mqdl / Kiyo
Alien - ~Valforwing
Azure Town (Night): PASGT_helm (Bowlroll.net)
Microphone: [link]
MME - Adult Shader/Serious Shader

MMD 7.39
Photoshop 7


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