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Alice's House, Breakfast Time



Chibi Alice: Hey Sis, there's a fax coming in. Do you think it's Mom?
Alice: Nah, she never faxes. Probably junk. See what it is will you?
Chibi Alice: It's from the Mayor's Office in Kerorin Town ... something about pest control.
Alice: Roaches again? Not interested ... hmmmm ... You could probably do it. It'll be a good supplement for your allowance as it pays not too bad.
Chibi Alice: But it's a night job, what about my curfew?
Alice: As long as you don't get yourself killed or get me in trouble, I don't really mind what you do.
Chibi Alice: That's why I love you Sis; you don't breathe down my neck like other grown-ups! Can I take some weapons from the armory?
Alice: No problem, just make sure it's something you can take on the train as I'm not bailing you out if you get arrested. BTW, how do you want your eggs?
Chibi Alice: Cooked ... and she runs off to the armory to find the biggest weapon she could carry.


The Train Journey to Kerorin Town



The "Chibi Gang" had assembled after a couple of phone calls from Chibi Alice.

Chibi Miku wanted to go since she needed to supplement her allowance as she wanted more funds to invest on a new Digimon Special Release DVD Compilation that was due to be released later in the month. She told her mom she would be coming home late as she was going over to Chibi IA's house to help her with her homework.

Chibi IA wanted to go as she wanted more funds to go shopping for clothes during the Spring sale in Ginza. She told her mom she would be coming home late as she was going over to Chibi Miku's house to help her with her homework.

Chibi Gumi wanted to go as she needed funds to replace the circuit boards in the robot she accidently fried in GLaDOS' laboratory. She told her sister she would be coming home late as she was going over to GLaDOS' laboratory to help her with "an experiment" ... "don't worry Sis, it won't be dangerous!" Well, to be fair it wasn't a complete lie as she did swing by the lab to say "Hi" and "GLaDOS, can I borrow this? Why do I need it? Oh for an experiment ... I can have it! Thanks!" ...

Chibi Alice would have preferred to go solo, but was too chicken to go that route so wanted some "back up". What she did not tell her Sister was that the pests were rats the size of dogs and the bounty was a generous 10000 yen per head. She also did not tell her Sister that she took out an MP40 Submachine Gun with a full clip of ammo from the armory; and she needed her friends to help her carry it onto the train. (They disassembled it and each carried a part of it in their bags).


Kerorin Town, well after sunset



Chibi IA: KAWAII!!
Chibi Miku: What is kawaii? OMG!!!
Chibi Alice: Will you two be quiet! We're trying to do some stalking here! OH F....!!
Chibi Gumi: You used a bad word there Alice ... btw what's kawaii?
Chibi IA: Those two ... back here ... behind me ...
Chibi Gumi: AWESOME!!
Chibi Miku: Those two ARE NOT KAWAII!!! You have a strange idea of what's kawaii IA ...
Chibi IA: No I don't ... I just used that word to get your attentions as none of you ever listen to a word I say. Now if I said to you "hey there's two big a** rats back here", you lot would just shush me. And when they're chewing through my brand new skirt to get at my beautifully smooth skin and I'm trying to alert you all to my imminent peril you three would just shush me again. And then I'm dead and you three would be none the wiser. So now if I yelled "KAWAII" I knew that would get your attentions; cuz I'm smart and you're not!
Chibi Alice: WOW all dem words in 15 seconds, not bad motor mouth.
Chibi Gumi: Yeah, she's a real scientific marvel. No one in the world can talk as fast as her and still remain coherent.
Chibi IA: I know sarcasm when I hear it ... now Miss "Laura Croft wannabe" you just start shooting those things and stop with the wise cracks, cuz if I get bitten, I'll probably get rabies and then if I do I'll bite all of you so then we'll all be frothing at the mouths. Now try and explain that to your Moms when we get home!
Chibi Alice: OK, I'll shoot them, just back away. This things heavy you know!
Chibi Miku: If I back up anymore I'll be a part of the wall ... now you do know how to use that gun right?
Chibi Alice: Piece of cake ... arrggghhh ... dang it's heavy ...
Chibi IA: Pointing the muzzle at me isn't going to kill any rats. If you're going to point it this way point it at her ...
Chibi Miku: HEY!!!
Chibi IA: ... I'm not finished here! You, yeah, Miss "Laura Croft wannabe", the safety catch is still on. You have actually fired that thing right? Seriously I do not want to be sprayed with bullets as that'll be really bad for my complexion. Like I didn't spend all morning with cucumber on my face to try and imitate a salad you know. BTW, you do have a license to own a gun in Japan right? WAIT A MOMENT ... you're underage ... that there is an illegal weapon!
Chibi Alice: Minor technicality, now do you want me to shoot them or not? Just want to let you know that fat one is about to chomp on your fat a**.
Chibi Miku: Shoot who? The rat or me? QUIT POINTING THAT THING AT ME! Point it at her instead ... may be we'll get some peace that way ...
Chibi IA: Alright I heard that ... so that's what I get after sticking by your side all these years! Betrayed in my greatest moment of need by someone I thought was my BFFL (Best Friend For Life). Sob Sob, the best years of my life at that too, you men are all the same!
Chibi Miku: FYI I'm not a guy!
Chibi IA: Well I can't be saying "women" as people would think I'm that way inclined and that would really screw up my idol image ...
Chibi Alice: Actually, since we're living in Japan, that sort of thing might actually help your idol image so go kiss Miku on the lips and I'll post a shot of it on the Internet later tonight to help boost your careers ok?
Chibi IA: What ... me kiss Miku ... here ... my first kiss ... ARE YOU NUTS!?
Chibi Alice: Or you can kiss Mickey Mouse there behind you ...
Chibi IA: Oh sh*t I forgot about them ... HELP!!!

Chibi Gumi: Don't worry I got this!
Chibi Alice: WHAT! ARE YOU NUTS! THAT'S A GRENADE!

PING



Chibi Gumi: Yeah I know ... FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

TOSS



Chibi IA and Chibi Miku: OMG!
Chibi Alice: Sayonara ...

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BOOM


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There's a few moment of absolute stillness as the dust settled and the ringing in Chibi Alice's ears stopped ringing. Soon enough, she could hear again. The two rats, Chibi IA and Chibi Miku (these two were clinging on to each other) were lying motionless on the street.

Chibi Alice: You ... killed them ... Gumi!

Chibi Gumi: Nah, that was a MikuMiku Mark3 stun grenade I picked up from GLaDOS' lab. They'll be ok in about 5 to 10 mins. Let's tie up those rats! They're worth more alive than dead. I checked on the Internet before we came down here. We can sell them to the universities for double what the town offers and we can still collect the bounty from the town.
Chibi Alice: Hmmmm ... you're pretty sharp for a nerd. So those two would be "out" for the next five minutes you say?
Chibi Gumi: Yeah ... hey what are you doing!?
Chibi Alice: Hehe ... I'm going to swap out their panties; give me a hand!
Chibi Gumi: I don't think we should be doing that ... but ... ok ... wow, IA wears silk panties!?


CREDITS


Chibi IA: Mqdl/Kiyo
Chibi Appearance Miku: Mamama/Oyuugi01/Trackdancer (private collection)
Chibi Alice: Kakomiki/Trackdancer (private collection)
Chibi Gumi: Mamama/Trackdancer
Rats: ~Valforwing
MP40 SMG: UKHK1
Kerorin Town: BTA
Skydome: ~kaahgome
MME: Adult Shader
Rendered in MMD 7.39
Post Effects: Photoshop 7

Miku (C) Crypton Future Media, Inc.
IA (C) 1st Place Co,.Ltd
Alice (C) NitroPlus/HobbyJAPAN
Gumi (C) INTERNET Co., Ltd.
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BlakeJX's avatar
When was it that I read this story again? Can't rmb :P
Saw this on the more from section so came back here to rethink of that moment XD