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MMD Chibisaurus by Trackdancer MMD Chibisaurus by Trackdancer
Chibi IA: That's a "Velociraptor"! I'm right cuz I'm smart and because I've watched the entire Jurassic Park series on DVD.
Chibi Gumi: Scientifically, that's a "Deinonychus". Real "Velociraptors" are only about the size of a big turkey. Sorry but the movie is wrong. You can't believe everything you see in the movies!
Chibi IA: Says the genius who said: "I'll let ET use my phone to "Phone Home" any day ..."
Chibi Gumi: Quoting me out of context won't win you any arguments. Point aside, do you think it's hungry?
Chibi Miku: You would think your "giant turkey" is just begging for us to pet it right? Why do you think we're up here in the first place again?
Chibi IA: May be if we fed it, it might go away? I wonder what it eats? Does anyone have some food?
Chibi Gumi: Looking at those teeth, it's got to be a carnivore.
Chibi Miku: So I suppose Pocky Sticks won't cut it right?
Chibi IA: Probably not. Hey if you have some pass a few. I'm starving at the moment and my snacks are down there in my bag on the bench together with my cell phone.
Chibi Miku: Well, if we survive this, I will remember this occasion as one in which your legs actually moved faster than your mouth.
Chibi IA: HEY! We're about to die here and all you're doing is smearing my good character with nefarious innunendos? How typical! Oh, what did I ever do to you to be treated so cruelly? By the way, where is your cellphone?
Chibi Miku: In the bag next to your bag ... so Gumi, where's yours?
Chibi Gumi: Mines in the bag next to the bag that's next to your bag.
Chibi IA: Oh great! That means we're going to be here till Hell freezes over!
Chibi Miku: Well I hope it goes away soon, I really needed to go pee.
Chibi IA: Why do you always need to go pee at the most inopportune moments? Oh yeah, you keep drinking those gawd awful leek sodas. I told you those things were not good for you. Never mind the fact that it tastes like pee.
Chibi Miku: Vegetable juices are good for you. They make you grow. FYI, that's why I'm taller than you. BTW how would you know what "pee" tastes like anyway?
Chibi Gumi: "Salty ..."
Chibi IA and Chibi Miku: STOP RIGHT THERE!
Chibi IA: Yeah! We really don't want to know how you know! ... You know Miku, if you wear a skirt like other "proper" little girls, like me and her. Hang on she might not be the best example. Well like me then. In this type of situation you could just drop your panties and take a leak and no one could see. But you just had to wear pants and if you pulled those down, well the whole world would see your butt! Dang and I just had to leave my cellphone camera on the bench.

Chibi Gumi: Coo! Coo! Coo!
Chibi IA and Chibi Miku: ???...!!!
Chibi IA: What are you doing?
Chibi Gumi: Trying to communicate with it.
Chibi IA: Are you stupid or something? That thing is trying to eat us and you want to talk to it?
Chibi Gumi: There's no proof that we're on its natural list of foodstuff. May be it just wants to play?
Chibi IA: There's no proof that we're not on its natural list of foodstuff. Well may be not Miss Blinkitty-Lights, she'll be hard to digest, but me and you are probably just plums for the picking. Plus it drooling and trying to climb up here and shaking the slide don't look like it just wants to play. BTW, if you get that close to it, you'll just end up being its appetizer. Like not that I care or anything, after all it's your life and all, but just saying you know what I mean?
Chibi Gumi: I am just trying to discern how smart it really is. It's trying to overcome the complex problem of getting up here. Right now its been using "trial and error" techniques which means it must have some ability to think logically.
Chibi IA: Right now it's smarter than you "dino-bait". We should be trying to figure out how to get out of this situation. Well Miss Blinkitty-Lights, you've been awful quiet. Did you perhaps have something insightful to add or are you really that desperate to use the bathroom?
Chibi Miku: Well, I did think that if we did manage to catch it "alive", GLaDOS might pay us a substantial reward for it. That would be a big boost to our allowance.
Chibi IA and Chibi Gumi: That's the first "smart" thing you've said all day!
Chibi Gumi: I was thinking almost the same thing. Like right there is my Nobel Prize for Science!
Chibi IA: And so how do you propose we catch it? Like punching it and knocking it out cold isn't exactly an option plus we have no weapons.
Chibi Gumi: Hmmmm ... may be I can use some of Miku's gear and make a tazer; but I doubt her gear would put out sufficient voltage.
Chibi Miku: You leave my gear alone ...

Chibi IA: We better think of something fast before our sisters get here, as they're bound to check on us if we're running late and you all know what they're like. They'll claim that "big turkey" all for themselves you know what I mean?
Chibi Gumi: It's a "Deinonychus"
Chibi IA: "Velociraptor"
Chibi Gumi: "Deinonychus"
Chibi IA: "Velociraptor"
Chibi Gumi: "Deinonychus"
Chibi IA: "Velociraptor"
Chibi Gumi: "Deinonychus"
Chibi IA: "Velociraptor"
Chibi Gumi: "Deinonychus"
Chibi IA: "Velociraptor"
Chibi Gumi: "Deinonychus"
Chibi IA: "Velociraptor"
Chibi Gumi: "Deinonychus"
Chibi IA: "Velociraptor"
Chibi Gumi: "Deinonychus"

BONK


Gumi: You three alright?
Chibi Gumi: That's my "Deinonychus" sis!
Chibi IA: Yeah, we saw it first!
Chibi Miku: Oh good, I can go to the bathroom ...

Alice: What did you brain this time Gumi? Oh it's a velociraptor!
Chibi Gumi: "Deinonychus"
Chibi IA: "Velociraptor"
Chibi Gumi: "Deinonychus"
Chibi IA: "Velociraptor"
Alice: "Velociraptor"
Chibi Gumi: "Deinonychus"
Chibi IA: "Velociraptor"
Alice: "Velociraptor"
Chibi Gumi: "Deinonychus"
Chibi IA: "Velociraptor"
Alice: "Velociraptor"

GLaDOS: Has anyone seen a deinonychus around? The Cube seems to have "lost" my "experiment" ... Oh there it is, good job. Thanks everyone!

Chibi IA: Not so fast there "sister"! You owe us "dino-sitting" fees ... blah blah blah blah blah


CREDITS


Chibi Miku: Tda
Chibi IA: Mqdl/Kiyo
Chibi Gumi: my edit of Mamama's Gumi [link]
Deinonychus/Velociraptor: ~Valforwing
Park: 3DCG
MME: Serious Shader/Diffusion 7/Rule of Thirds
Rendered in MMD 7.39
Post Effects: Photoshop 7
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:iconcyber-angel-rowan:
Cyber-Angel-Rowan Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Somewhere A Palaeontologist Is Crying...
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:iconcyber-angel-rowan:
Cyber-Angel-Rowan Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Trope quote FTW!
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:iconmadnimrod:
FINALLY! Someone ELSE who refers to it as a Deinonychus! Every time someone calls that a Velociraptor, the paleontologist in me twitches a bit, It's nice to see someone referring to it by its' proper genus.
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:icontrackdancer:
Only Chibi Gumi and GLaDOS refers to it as a Deinonychus, the others still call it a Velociraptor. But just the name "Deinonychus" is pretty cool after you got your tongue around it the first few times. :D
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:iconmadnimrod:
Yes it is! ^^
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:iconelerossealcarin:
ElerosseAlcarin Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yay Chibi Gumi :D
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:icontrackdancer:
Going to have to do more with her, but admittedly she's harder to write for than Chibi IA.
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:iconelerossealcarin:
ElerosseAlcarin Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I can understand that; Chibi IA just rambles
...is Chibi GUMI a closet... many things?
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:icontrackdancer:
My thinking for Chibi Gumi is that she's basically a smart-alec blabber mouth with some unique quirks. She also has a bent for the pseudo-sciences which actually meshes in very well with Vocaloid Universe as I've been portraying it.
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